
So once again I adorned the single hat and spent another night cooped up in an over cooled theatre with a trough of popcorn and a keg of Sprite. I decided I needed to get a taste of Angelina’s jolies..
Anyway, I have to admit the movie started off with one of the coolest car chases I have ever seen, however, if you saw any of the commercials then you saw most of it already. The movie itself was OK, I mean, it definitely had some cool moments where you sat back and were like ‘Wow”, but overall it wasn’t the greatest. Angeline Jolie is SKINNY, too skinny for my liking but it’s Angelina. She is hot, will always be hot… no matter how skinny she is.
Quick break down. Guy with no life, cheating girlfriend, dead end job, just basically sucks at life, finds out that he has assasin blood in him. Enter Jolie and Freeman, and they help him hone his skills. Most of the movoe is about him becoming an assasin. I am not going to ruin it for you but he definitely finds out who he is. The ending had an interesting twist but uneventful.
Overall, the movie was a montage of outrageous stunts with a lackluster storyline. I would recommend you should wait for this to come out on DVD if you have a kick ass home theatre, if not, go see it in the theatres.
-DamnYankeee
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