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May-20-2009

The DamnYankeee.com Babe of the Week – Olivia Munn

In leiu of E3 starting, many men will be watching G4 for their total coverage of everything that is video games.  I mean, you want to be in the know, right?  WRONG.. I just want to see 22 hours of Olivia Munn. This chick is smokin and has an awesome personality to boot.

Screw it, Im moving to California.

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Posted under Chicks & Relationships, Featured, Video Games
May-20-2009

E3 2009 Starts in 12 days….

So guys, in 12 days the all new, in your face, over the top, and obnoxiously satisfying convention is back to it’s old, yet awesome ways.  Everything from huge floor setups to hulking TV sets to what we all know and care for so much… the Booth Babes.  I wish I could go..  Oh well, maybe someday.

Anyway, I am going to try and have up to date announcements of what is going to be BIG NEWS (there better be some) and hopefully what new game videos will be released and post it to the site.

I know I am looking forward to hearing what Microsoft has up it’s sleeve (motion control anyone?), what Sony can do to turn itself back into the ass-kicker of yesteryore (A slim PS3 that is cheap? Hmm), and finally, what Nintendo has for us (Maybe Wii Special Olympics a new graphically updated Zelda title?).  Either way, I am pretty excited.

Do you guys have anything you are looking forward to?  Check back for all the news!

-DY

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Posted under Video Games
Jan-28-2009

Resident Evil 5 Demo – Now Live!

I just wanted to let my people’s know that the Demo to Resident Evil 5 is now up on Xbox Live.  I just downloaded it.  It looks amazing!  Let me know what you guys think.  The heads still pop like they used too… God, I love it.

-DY

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Posted under Video Games
Jan-15-2009

Street Fighter IV looks sweet!

Check out the video of all these finishing moves.  I am starting to really look forward for this.  Especially since I have been playing Street Fighter II Turbo on Xbox Live.

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Posted under Video Games
Jan-13-2009

Looking forward to Resident Evil 5!

If you played the 4th one then you should already know about this one. It hit’s store shelves on March 13th. I’d love to do a review when it comes out but who knows if I’ll have any money due to being unemployed. So hey, if anyone wants to send me an advanced copy for free to be reviewed feel free to contact me!

Enjoy the movie!

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Posted under Video Games
Jul-16-2008

Suck it PS3 fanboys!!

Well, well, well.  What do have here?  Final Fintasy 13, one of the most anticipated games coming to the PS3 exclusively… well, it was.  That’s right fanboys, It was announced on Monday, at E3, during the Microsoft press conference that Final Fantasy XIII will be released for both the PS3 and 360 on the same day!

Being a HUGE fan of the series, I am breathing easy now knowing that I am not going to have to drop $400 bones on ANOTHER system.  Now all I can hope for is a port of Metal Gear.. that would be sweet!

Click here for the HD trailer.

Click here for the SD trailer.

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Posted under Video Games
Feb-25-2008

RED RINGS OF DEATH!!!!

So there I was, midnight on a Thursday, standing in my living room with a plastic guitar hanging from my shoulder. It was a good thing the blinds were closed. I finally made it to Slash on my own and now was about to take him down! He kept messing up and I was practically flawless… ahh, the hard work that I put into playing has finally started to pay off. ‘You Rock’ flashes on the screen. I unlocked Slash. I can now play ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ whenever I want. Success! When all of a sudden the game froze and started making this horrible, ear piercing, gut wrenching shriek… WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!! Then nothing. Except for what you see above. Constantly flashing, reminding me of all the horror stories I have heard about. THE RED RINGS OF DEATH! I had the Superhero complex, it happens to other suckers… not me! So here I sit, on my computer playing Solitaire.. How far have I fallen.. *sniff

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT! They actually had the nerve to ask me if I rebooted my machine, unhooked the power, wait a few minutes… I mean, are you kidding me? When the failure rate of your hardware is now standing at an embarrassing 33%, do you even question your customers? Just send me the damn box so I can return it to you, so you can send me another one that will probably break sometime down the road. My friend is on his 6th. HIS 6TH!!!

Seriously, I realize you wanted to beat Sony in the next gen race but was it worth it?? I find myself now thinking about getting a PS3, which if you would have asked me a few months ago I would have said no way. However, Sony’s shit works! Take notes you incompetent assholes..

***UPDATE***

They originally told me it would take 3-4 weeks to get my 360. It actually only took a week and a half which was good. Shit shouldn’t have broke in the first place but at least they were speedy about the process. There may be hope for Microsoft yet…

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Posted under Video Games