DamnYankeee.com

Sometimes, there are no meaning for words.

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So there I was, midnight on a Thursday, standing in my living room with a plastic guitar hanging from my shoulder. It was a good thing the blinds were closed. I finally made it to Slash on my own and now was about to take him down! He kept messing up and I was practically flawless… ahh, the hard work that I put into playing has finally started to pay off. ‘You Rock’ flashes on the screen. I unlocked Slash. I can now play ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ whenever I want. Success! When all of a sudden the game froze and started making this horrible, ear piercing, gut wrenching shriek… WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!! Then nothing. Except for what you see above. Constantly flashing, reminding me of all the horror stories I have heard about. THE RED RINGS OF DEATH! I had the Superhero complex, it happens to other suckers… not me! So here I sit, on my computer playing Solitaire.. How far have I fallen.. *sniff

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT! They actually had the nerve to ask me if I rebooted my machine, unhooked the power, wait a few minutes… I mean, are you kidding me? When the failure rate of your hardware is now standing at an embarrassing 33%, do you even question your customers? Just send me the damn box so I can return it to you, so you can send me another one that will probably break sometime down the road. My friend is on his 6th. HIS 6TH!!!

Seriously, I realize you wanted to beat Sony in the next gen race but was it worth it?? I find myself now thinking about getting a PS3, which if you would have asked me a few months ago I would have said no way. However, Sony’s shit works! Take notes you incompetent assholes..

***UPDATE***

They originally told me it would take 3-4 weeks to get my 360. It actually only took a week and a half which was good. Shit shouldn’t have broke in the first place but at least they were speedy about the process. There may be hope for Microsoft yet…

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Well, Well, Well…What has this world come to?  Someone actually gave me the opportunity to be able to reach out to millions of people with my crazy way of thinking.  This is going to be a lot of fun.What I am planning on doing is basically sharing my thoughts about anything that I feel needs to be addressed.  Movie, TV, Game reviews will definitely be fun to do but I will also try to cover things like relationships, chicks, and nonsense like that.  My sense of humor is out there so prepare yourselves. Now, I just need to figure out how to work this damn thing.  -DamnYankeee

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