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 ”Mommy Mommy…. Can I have a quarter for the machine??” 

“Of Course Baby, what for?”

 ”My very own TRAMP STAMP!”

 ok, that gets a big…..WTF!!!

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Ok people…. some things should just not be filmed in slow motion.  This is NOT one of them..  Check it out!

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“Good Morning Sunshine”…. Ahh, Good Morning to you Sunshine! As I sit at my desk this morning, wondering what I am going to put up on the site today I realized, I tune in every morning to CNN Headline news all because of Robin Meade. Robin, you make me feel funny inside. That curvy chest, beautiful smile and those silky legs.. Good God. I realize I spend an hour and a half with you every weekday morning and I still have no idea what is going on in the world. Thank You Robin Meade… for getting the blood flowing so early in the morning.

I salute this weeks Babe of the Week… Robin Meade… Super Milf. Boyz, if you never watch the news, this is the one to watch.

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This new campaign is marketing genius… They are definitely going to win some awards for this. Click HERE for the commercial.

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Ok, I have just returned from my trip to Sin City. Let me tell you, it could be just that, Sin City. Bright Lights, Big Crowds, Scantily clad women… everything you want in a great vacation right? I think so too… However, after being there for 4 days I realized… I am getting too old for this shit. The partying is fun, don’t get me wrong, shit, even after pretending to be an Actor’s agent in the VIP section of one of Vegas’s hottest clubs, it still eventually gets old. I DO think that everyone should at least go for a weekend. Live a little! Anyhow, I digress…

I am back home and let me tell you, VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE.

Anyway, keep checking the site because beginning today I am going to try to make a few posts daily.

–DamnYankee

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So, by now I am sure you have all heard.  Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.  This is no joke, Pancreatic Cancer is VERY SERIOUS and his chances of survival are not good at all.

I myself have been a huge fan of his… Roadhouse being one of the manliest, ass-kicking movies of all time.  “The name’s Dalton..”  I’ll even admit to watching Dirty Dancing and Ghost on more then one occasion.  Shit, I hope he beats it!  If not, I hope it is painless for him.

 Why couldn’t they take Paris Hilton or Pauly Shore instead..

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 Ok, so we all know we are in the 21st century and I am definitely one for innovation.  However, what’s next?  A robot vaccuum cleaner?  Oh wait.. 

Anyway, what you see above is a Solar/Electric Powered, Fully Automated Lawn Mower.  If you have $4000.00 to burn then you can be the talk of the neighborhood.

I think I am going to buy stock in those motorized karts that people who are gravity challenged use to get around Walmart.

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Seriously, does anyone here have somewhere to go or does everyone just like getting in their car to site see?  Now mind you, I am not the world’s perfect driver.  However, when I am driving there is a reason for it.  I WANT TO GET SOMEWHERE.  Now granted, I realize the speed LIMIT is 35 but does that mean you should go 20?  DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF TIME??  Yes, I am that asshole that will drive into oncoming traffic to go around you…

Also, when you know you are going to turn, that is when you put on your signal… NOT right when you turn!!  I really need to get me the book they give people when they are trying to get their drivers license.

SERIOUSLY!!!

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