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So check it out, Italian architect David Fisherizzi has been given the go ahead to build this 80 story monstrosity in Dubai and Moscow.  Each floor of this building rotates 360 degrees every 3 hours, contstantly changing your view.  Now, I don’t know about you guys but does Dubai really need another outlandish structure to add to it’s already ludicrous horizon?  See where the gas dollars are going??  Five dollars a gallon here so the Sultan of Dubai can take a dump in a different direction every morning.

I have to admit though, it is pretty cool.  I would rather see it in NYC.  You can actually see video of it here or click the pic.  What’s next? An indoor Ski Resort?  Oh wait…

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SO, anyone who knows DamnYankeee and his peeps knows how HUGE of a Transformers fan we are.  Well my minions, turns out they are already filming the sequel and it is for an 09 release date.  Rumors are running rampant about a return of one of my favorite Decepticons, Soundwave.  However, I am a little perturbed about how he is going to be portrayed.  I mean, he can’t exactly turn into a cassette deck like he did in the cartoon, maybe a PS3? I-Phone maybe?  I am sure Michael Bay will come up with some outlandish way for new product placement, because Transformers, even though kick-ass, was a huge commercial.  I would like to see him transform into a washing machine or a segway…. that would be cool.

Also, I am a little skeptical about how good it will be since it will be coming out next summer.  Seems a little rushed, no?  All I can do is hope… Although, it does have Megan Fox in it!

Look for Transformers:  Rise of the Fallen Next Summer

Autobots!  Roll Out…

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Jack Bauer, you lucky dog you.. From 24 to The Girl Next Door.  Elisha Cuthbert has made all straight men across the world feel a sudden rush of blood to a certain place.  Supposedly, she has a topless scene floating around the internet that DamnYankeee was nice enough to find the link to.  Check it out. Thank Me by signing up!

Click on her pic for the Maxim Photoshoot!

Damn!!

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Today is a very sad day for DamnYankeee and it’s fans.  We have lost one of the most influential comedians/philosophers of our time.  George Carlin paved the way for all comedians around today with his constant pushing the limits on what could be said on stage to the constant restructuring of FCC rules and regulations.  George Carlin was one of a kind…

If it wasn’t for you, those long drives would be miserable.  Thanks George, you will be missed.

-DamnYankeee

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Every once in a while a video comes along that makes you just scratch your head. This my friends, is one of those videos. Now, I understand the need to catch the 6:30 am train because you don’t want to be late, but people, this is ridiculous. I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry. I mean, ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

Click on the pic or check the video out HERE

What is funny is the conductors! I mean, seriously, they don’t see anything wrong with this? Well, this gives me new respect for sardines.

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Seriously, I read Maxim and all those other magazine’s now and then and every once in a while one chick usually gets a vocal “DAAAAAMN, WHO IS THAT??” With this chick I think I said DAAAAAAMN three times… then excused myself from the room to the privacy of my bedroom. I think that if you were to take Salma Hayek and Catherine Zeta-Jones you would get Sophia Vergara.

Seriously, she is SOOOOO hot, want to touch the heiney.

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Ok, we all know how a Coke reacts when you drop a Mento into it, right? Well, this is a mischievous way of having fun with that. This video is great. I will never open a bottle of Coke again around my friends. LOL… Click on the pic or you can see the video HERE

Your friends are going to hate you!

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Seriously, do I even need to add anything to this?

Megan Fox

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