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Archive for July, 2008

Jul-25-2008

Honey, you need to see this…

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Posted under Everything Else
Jul-25-2008

DamnYankeee’s Babe of the Week – Katherine Heigl

We have seen her in Knocked Up and Grey’s Anatomy… However, she has been in the spotlight for quite sometime now.  Sure, her mouth get’s her into trouble every now and then but that mouth is what got her the Babe of the Week pick.  She is as hot and sexy as they come and that body is slammin.  We salute you Katherine Heigl.

You can Grey our anatomy anytime…

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Posted under Chicks & Relationships
Jul-22-2008

Well, they always say two heads are better then one…

This is why conjoined twins shouldn’t be playing soccer.

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Posted under Everything Else
Jul-22-2008

Sometimes you just have to stop yourself…

And this was before Madonna… He is having a bad year, although, making hundreds of millions of dollars has to comfort the blow.

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Posted under Everything Else
Jul-18-2008

The way this chick moves is unreal…

I know I usually only have one babe of the week but this chick was way too hot to wait till next week.  Boyz, if I can go out and find someone like this tonight I am going to marry her.  I have never seen a female move like this in my life.

God… I mean, it speaks for itself.  I am going to teach my next chick to shake it like that!  She needs to teach classes.

Click HERE or the pic for the movie.

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Posted under Chicks & Relationships, Everything Else
Jul-18-2008

DamnYankeee’s Babe of the Week – Alyssa Milano

So this week I sat here and contemplated about who I thought was worthy to grace the Damnyankeee page… then it all came to me.  Why not put the woman who I dreamed about every second of everyday from 13 to well, now I guess… Alyssa Milano defines sexy in my book.  If I could create a chick out of thin air,  this is what she would look like.  I would have to think that everyone from 25 to 35 would have to agree with me.  Like a fine wine, she just gets hotter and hotter… I just wish she would return my calls.

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Posted under Chicks & Relationships
Jul-17-2008

Damn Yankeee Movie Review: Hellboy 2 The Golden Army

So last night, once again, I delved down to the local theatre to catch another movie.  I was going to wait for Batman but was a little bored last night so I decided to see Hellboy 2: The Golden Army.  I saw the first one a while back and thought it was OK… you know, nothing groundbreaking, mildly entertaining.  So I was a little skeptical about what I was in for.

Well my minions, it was VERY entertaining.  I thought the writing was top notch and the action sequences made me forget to blink on a number of occasions.  Now, the special effects were down right crazy, director Guillermo Del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth) must have done some wild drugs growing up because that boy has some imagination.  However, it works, it all works.  There were a few scenes where I laughed out loud, which is something I would have never expected.  Overall, it was VERY ENTERTAINING!  Watching the villian’s manhandling of a sword was worth seeing the movie in itself.

I would definitely recommend this movie to anyone with an open mind and I am now a Hellboy fan!  Definitely go check it out, you won’t be disappointed.

Click HERE or the pic for the trailer.

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Posted under TV & Movies
Jul-16-2008

Suck it PS3 fanboys!!

Well, well, well.  What do have here?  Final Fintasy 13, one of the most anticipated games coming to the PS3 exclusively… well, it was.  That’s right fanboys, It was announced on Monday, at E3, during the Microsoft press conference that Final Fantasy XIII will be released for both the PS3 and 360 on the same day!

Being a HUGE fan of the series, I am breathing easy now knowing that I am not going to have to drop $400 bones on ANOTHER system.  Now all I can hope for is a port of Metal Gear.. that would be sweet!

Click here for the HD trailer.

Click here for the SD trailer.

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Posted under Video Games
Jul-9-2008

Please, Please don’t be this guy!!!

We have all been there at one point or another.  You meet a chick, she gives you her number, you call and leave a message for her.  Easy, right?  You say things like “Hey, I met you at so and so and was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime for drinks.”  Simple, say what you need to and get the hell out.  She doesn’t call back, let it go…  you can try again but don’t leave a message.  This DOUCHEBAG decided to deviate from that course.

Now, I know I am not the coolest guy around by any means, however, there is a difference between confidence and just being a POMPOUS ASS!!  This message is funny, very funny.  It will also make you say out loud “Now, I KNOW I am not as bad as that guy!”.  Anyway, enjoy it guys, it is pretty funny.  I think she is going to give him a call, I would, what do you think?

Click here or the pic for the message.

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Posted under Chicks & Relationships, Dumbass Central
Jul-8-2008

DamnYankeee Babe of the Week!!! – Eva Mendez

I am sure most of you have seen one of the movie’s this Latino Goddess has been in.  I personally liked her in Training Day, but that was because she was fully nude.  However, I have to admit, I loved her in Hitch.  She is so damn hot.  I have made up my mind.  I am in love with latino chicks.  Anyone have a couch in Miami I can crash on.

Seriously… Eva Mendez, you rightfully deserve to be DamnYankeee’s Babe of the Week.. as well as being my future wife.

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Posted under Chicks & Relationships